I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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