That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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