Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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