Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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