Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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