"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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