ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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