i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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