hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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