butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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