eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wish my penis had a tongue
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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