Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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