Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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