you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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