Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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