i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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