hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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