let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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