Pappa wants mamma naked
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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