is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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