He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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