census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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