Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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