I heard we made out
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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