Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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