we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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