you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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