It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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