please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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