fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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