You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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