i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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