Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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