She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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