I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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