belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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