If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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