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I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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