Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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