the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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