i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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