some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You are the jesus of drinking
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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