She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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