You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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