apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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