Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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