Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize