Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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