is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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