I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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