What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
They took my balls.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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