You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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