I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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