Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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