So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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