So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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