She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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